Thursday, January 22, 2009

Marshfield Man Discovers That the Police Also Have the Internet

William T. Varney, Jr, a 42 year old baseball coach allegedly came to know the one flaw in his brilliant plan to post "sex for pot" ads on the Internet, the fact that the police have the Internet as well.

Varney should have stuck to the time-honored, less successful (but also less prosecuted) swap of "dinner and pretending to care about your day for sex".

The Patriot Ledger [Marshfield coach pleads innocent in "sex for drugs" sting]

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