Thursday, January 15, 2009

Heroic Pilot Valiantly Tries to Drown Plane Full of New Yorkers

Okay, so it was actually an emergency water landing and not one man's attempt to kill a few New Yorkers (who were likely responsible for all the bad things that happened on Wall Street; note the business casual being sported by people desperately clinging to the wing). But no one died, so we can make jokes about wanting to drawn yuppie business class air travelers, who are now probably sitting in their lofts in Tribeca contemplating life, death, and thier waterlogged Louis Vuitton luggage.

1 comment:

Walter Genius said...

I believe this pilot experiment on whether severe pollution affects the buoyancy of fuselages was a rousing success! Give that man a grant!