Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Cheyney Enfeebled by Lack of (Official) Torturing Power

Here's the old man himself, shortly before the inaguration, playing possum before he gets shipped to The Hague. Or, to quote those wiser on such cubjects: Don't believe it: Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker. Indeed.
The MSM would have you believe he hurt his back while moving things, but everyone knows Cheyney had Bush do all the dirty work! Ho ho, ha ha! Seriously, he was probably shredding his waterboarding snuff porn collection.

1 comment:

Walter Genius said...

From Raj Sivaraman -
Reports from DC are that Dick Cheney is auditioning for the role of Old Man Potter in the new Broadway Musical "It's a Wonderful Life".