Thursday, January 22, 2009

Gossip Report: Christian Bale's secret life

Right now everyone and their drunk aunt is going on about the Dark Knight getting the shaft by Oscar. The real scoop though is that Christian Bale has been secretly living a double life for over twenty years. Photographic evidence here.


1 comment:

JennyZebra said...

I always thought something was fishy about his good looks and chizzled features. Kermit, you dog of a liar!