Portland, Oregon (or, as I like to call it, Northwest New England) is currently embroiled in a doozy of a political sex scandal involving Sam Adams, the openly gay mayor, an under aged intern named Beau Breedlove. Slate has the full story here.
If Cambridge's mayor was involved in a similar scandal It would be totally hot. If Mayor Menino was involved in any sort of sex scandal, people would be openly vomiting in the streets every time they pictured Menino in any sort of intimate entanglement.
Seriously, that's gross.