With the economy on the downswing, the cottage industry related to lust and infidelity is badly in need of a stimulus. The first sign of the lust-pocalypse was Larry Flynt, the publisher of Hustler, calling for a pornography bailout.
This report by the Herald shows that teh economy is not only hurting erotic fantasies, but are affecting the real deal. Private investigators report 50% less business tracking adulterers. And those cases they do get are no longer the subject of interesting Mike Hammer stories:
DiNatale explained he used to make a killing tailing “people where daddy has a
girlfriend and the girlfriend is living in a condo that daddy bought.” But
now, he says, “I’ll see a guy and a woman jump into a guy’s pickup truck and go
parking.”
So the economy is hurting several industries
- Condo sales and motel rentals
- Presents and financial support for mistresses, which in turn creates an uptick in unemployment
- the adultery hospitality industry: there is no need to go to rpicy secluded restaurants now that the only people going out are non-adulterers
- Couples therapy guys only go into couples tehrapy when tehy have been caught cheating
This is just a short list of the economic havoc wreaked by the lust-pocalypse. Gentlemen, please heed the call of BNN's own Cynthia Lyster and go out and have affairs:
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